I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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