Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
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He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize