I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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