Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
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Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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