You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize