So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
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Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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