im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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