Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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