that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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