Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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