the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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