fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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