I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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