yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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