How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I supernannyed him into submission
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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