he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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