The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He passed out mid-signature
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I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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