you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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