My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
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Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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