I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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