Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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