My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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