STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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