i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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