There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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