Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
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Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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