I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
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she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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