Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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