i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
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I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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