Where did you get a picture of my penis
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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