I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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