is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I need help removing her.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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