Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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