Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
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I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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