i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
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May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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