I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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