Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
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