Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
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I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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