do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
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There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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