we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
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My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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