He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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