If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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