Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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