I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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