Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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