I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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