she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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I want to fling myself into the sun
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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