I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
What a dumb baby whore.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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