he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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