Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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