no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
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I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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